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Chris Berman's Week 1 Post Game Report Berman: "Welcome everyone to 2010. The 2010 season that is. The Cavaliers and Lions kick off this year with a bang, in a game that can get fans excited for the season. Did the champs start off on the right foot, or would they be defeated by an extreme underdog. Let's get to the highlights." "After driving the length of the field the Cavaliers face a 3rd and Goal on the 1. In steps the big man Lee Ryans. That ball is snapped, they hand it off. Wait no...it's a fake, Brown quickly releases the ball to a wide open Moreno. Jesus pulls off his helmet, grabs a Sharpie from a cheerleader, and then signs it. He ran over to the sidelines and handed it to a little kid that had a Moreno jersey on." "The Lions actually looked pretty good on their opening drive, and faced a goalline chance just like the Cavaliers. Mike I'm the McMahon drops back to pass. He looks, he looks, he looks, and then drops it down and runs it in untouched. The Cavaliers are...tied?" "On their next offensive possesion the Cavaliers came out to prove that they were better than the Lions. After the Lions bit hard on a playaction, Brown finds Old Reliable, Hal Montgomery wide open for a 62 yard touchdown. Probowl seasons for everybody." "But there was won person that the Cavaliers absolutely couldn't stop today, and if the Cavaliers couldn't stop him, then no one could. It was no other than 4th overall pick Josh Price who ran for 279 yards...yes that was a 2 followed by a 7 followed by a 9. It probably didn't help the Cavs as he ran a 79 yard run for a touchdown." "Owens says anything that Montgomery can do, he can do better...or at least the same. He catches a 62 yard pass, wide open just like Montgomery, to put the Cavaliers up again." "Que a long time of field goals. Detriot's Denham kicked a 27 yarder, followed by Lynch kicking a 36 yarder, followed by Denham kicking a 37 yarder, followed by Lynch kicking a 58 and 41 yarder." "Now we are all the way into the fourth, and the Lions taste first blood as Price runs in another touchdown, this one not as long, but seven points is still seven points. Denham came out and kicked another 36 yarder to make it a tied game." "The Cavaliers don't come to a game to tie though, and they take the lead with Moreno catching a 73 yard touchdown. It looks like he is going to have another fabulous season. With celebrations no longer being banned, Moreno, Chabidon, and Murphy all did a salsa with their cheerleaders." "The Cavaliers win the first one of the season 37-30." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Josh Price: 279 Rushing Yards, 2 Touchdowns Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Drake McDonald: 10 Tackles, 1 Interception

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Chris Berman's Week 2 Post Game Report: Berman: "Welcome to Qwest Field, home of one of the better NFC rivalries developing. The Seahawks faced their nemesis Cavaliers, two time Superbowl champions. This game didn't upset anyone, as it was a high scoring affair, with some drastic lead changes at the end. Let's go into Berman superfast game summary (too much scoring to write it all." 1st Quarter: SEA 41 yard pass from Hasslebeck to Woods LVC 1 yard pass from Brown to Chavez SEA 50 yard field goal by Mare LVC 18 yard pass from Brown to Montgomery 2nd Quarter: SEA 3 yard pass from Hasslebeck to Shockey SEA 30 yard field goal by Mare LVC 4 yard pass from Brown to Woodson LVC 1 yard run by Ryans SEA 83 yard kick return by Bronson 3rd Quarter: SEA 2 yard run by Kennison LVC 15 yard pass from Brown to Moreno 4th Quarter: SEA 13 yard run by Kennison SEA 62 yard pass from Hasslebeck to Dodson LVC 76 yard pass from Brown to Moreno LVC 81 yard pass from Brown to Persinger LVC 1 yard pass from Brown to Tang "The Cavaliers keep their streak alive winning 54-47" Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 7 Passing Touchdowns Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Rasheed Young and Robbie Young: Total Tackles 14, 4 For a Loss

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Chris Berman's Week 3 Post Game Report Berman: "Welcome to ESPN Field, home that money built. The Cavaliers faced their toughest oppenent they have ever faced in the Falcons. Did they continue their regular season losing streak to the might Birds, or did they show that this was the undefeated year. Let's get to the highlights." "Matt the Reflection of Perfection Lynch comes out to prove that he still has it, banging through a 44 yarder to put the Cavs up early. Unfotunately they weren't going to have that lead for much of the game, and fans would have to see if some late action heriocs could save the season." "Nate "I'm Great" Kaeding came out, and not to be outdone kicked a 53 yarder to tie the game." "Michael Vick had a decent game, which was captured throught this 72 yard pass to Michael Jenkins, in a play that can simply called a bad play by Ace Williams." "Kaeding comes back out and kicks a 32 yarder to put the Falcons up by 10." "The Mike's hook up again as Mike Vick throws to Mike Jenkins for a 9 yard touchdown pass. The Cavs looked like they could be in trouble quickly." "Don't count the Cavaliers out yet though, as teams still haven't found a way to cover a certain individual. That man would be Pretty Preston Persinger. The teams have to learn that when he is on the field, you are going to have to put another defensive back in, cause he is gonna burn ya. So ends the first half with the Cavaliers down 20-10." "The Cavaliers put it within 3 when Brown found his speedy tight end Brett Chabidon, who stiff arms his way into the endzone for a 79 yard touchdown pass." "The one problem with Brown this game was his interception. It felt like he was throwing to the guys in the white just about as much as he was throwing to the Cavs. He makes a really lapse of judgement as he throws a pass right to Conrad Jackson, who takes the ball and returns it all the way for a 23 yard interception touchdown." "Brown wasn't fazed however, as he got that 7 points back pretty quickly as he found Hal Montgomery on the very next drive. Montgomery has proven time and again that he can win the jump ball, and he does so as he catches the 39 yarder in the endzone. Now the Cavaliers were only down by 3 points again." "And soon they would be up by four. On the kickoff, Robbie Young flies down the field. Deangelo Hall must not have seen him, because when Young got there, he popped the ball out, which was picked up by Andrew Eubanks for a 15 yard fumble recovery touchdown." "In fact, the Cavaliers were about to go up by 11. Eubanks decided to jar the ball loss himself this time. Rookie sensation Rasheed Young thanks him as he scooped up the ball and ran it in 13 yards for a touchdown himself. Talk about some linebacker love." "Kaeding tries to restore order by kicking a 30 yard field goal to put them within 8." "But that gap was furthured again when Brown hooked up with Lee Ryans for an 18 yard touchdown pass. Can anyone on the Cavaliers team not get a receiving touchdown?" "Vick keeps competing, and is rewarded as he runs in 9 yards for a rushing touchdown, go figure. The Falcons go for the 2 point and gets it, to put them within a touchdown." "Once again the Cavaliers respond, as Brown hooked up with Montgomery again, this time for a 79 yard touchdown. Incredible what a strong arm can do for you." "At the very end, Wilder comes in and throws a touchdown pass to Larry Fitz, but time expired as he did it, so it really didn't affect anything." "The Cavaliers finally win against the Falcons 52-45." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 466 Passing Yards, 5 Touchdowns. Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Andrew Eubanks: 1 FF, 1 Fumb Rec, 1 Fumb TD

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Chris Berman's Week 4 Post Game Report Chris Berman: "Here we go Cavs, here we go, Uhh Uhh! Welcome to ESPN Field everyone, site of two of the best teams playing in the league. The home team, the Las Vegas Cavaliers face off against the emerging powerhouse Washington Redskins. Who was going to be the better quarterback this game, Carson Palmer, or Quintin Brown. Let's get to the highlights to see." "The teams start of slow in the first quarter. Very slow actually as neither team scored in it. Mainly because of Washington's and the Cav's stingy defense. Not only that, but Bob Johnson got his very first career interceptoin, congratulations." "AutoMATTic comes out to put the first points on the board when he kicks a 36 yarder straight through the uprights. Is he going to repeat on a perfect regular season? Time will only tell." "For the most part, Palemr played very good football, especially on this pass, where he passed to that menace Brandon Lloyd, who runs it in for a 76 yard touchdown." "Reggie Woodson has only been having so so games lately. Up till now, he hasn't even tasted a rushing touchdown this season. The funny thing about the NFL is things change pretty quickly, and that cahnged when Woodson ran in a 7 yard counter for his first rushing touchdown this season." "What the Skins rushing game lacked, Palmer made up with on the passing game. He puts his team back in the league when he throws this 35 yard pass to Yo Santana Moss. There is a reason why people are saying that Palmer is the best in the league." "But there was five things that Palmer did that Brown didn't do at all in this game, and that was throw in interceptino. In fact, he did the opposite of that on this play as he finds his old reliable recevier Hal Montgomery, who cut the Skins lead down to 4 with this 55 yard touchdown reception." "Once again though, Palmer finds another wide receiver to bring the ball into the endzone. This time it was ex Steeler Antwaan Ran "I'll Never Never Tell" who made a reception magically turn into a 21 yard touchdown catch. Were the Cavaliers actually going to lose this early in the season?" "Matt "It's a Cinch" Lynch wanted to give a definete no as he kicked through a massive 57 yarder to put them within a point." "And here comes the Cavaliers league. The funny thing is, Brown spreads the ball around just as well as Palmer, and he did it again as he found my favorite receiver wearing #19, Pretty Preston Persinger. He had by far the biggest play of the game by reeling in this pass to make it an 86 yard touchdown pass." "Lynch comes back out to put up 3 more with this 34 yard field goal. I'll give the Cavaliers one thing this year. They may not be starting off hot, but they stack the lead once they get it." "This year has been pretty silent in the turnovers department for the Cavaliers. Omar Lopez decided to change that as he gets his first interception of the season (I believe). He makes the most out of this situation to as he takes it all the way in, 24 yards, to paydirt. If the Cavs weren't so stacked at wide recevier, I would tell them to make him one." "Palmer tries shaking off the cobwebs from that interception as he finds Moss again, for a 4 yard touchdown to make the game slightly closer." "Too bad Brown believes anything Palmer can do, he can do better, as he gets the points right back by throwing a 1 yard pass to the Big Man Alex Chavez." "Omar Lopez wasn't done. No sir, when is he ever? Palmer must think that he is a Redskin again, as he throws the ball straight to him. And Lopez takes off again. A little shorter, still the same amount of points. Omar Lopez, a 21 yard interception return." "Palmer really can't come back after that, but he does find Lloyd again for a 9 yard touchdown pass." "Jerry Rice did one thing that he is infamous for as a Coach, and goes for a pass with time expiring to see if the opponents were napping. And this time they were as he completed a pass to Jesus Moreno who ran it all the way in for a 59 yard touchdown catch." "The Cavaliers knock off a tough team, 59-36 (By the Way, I have shortened the quarters down from 7 minutes to 5 minutes) Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 4 Touchdown Passes, No Interceptions Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Omar Lopez: 2 Inteception Touchdowns

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Maddens and Michaels Week 5 Ingame Commentary 1st Quarter John Madden: "Bob Johnson is one of the best rookie returners out there. Sometimes he makes too many cuts, but when he gets going, he's hard to bring down." Al Michaels: "The Cavaliers set up on their own 22 after that return by Johnson. The ball is hiked. Play action..." Madden: "Montgomery has got a step." Michaels: "Brown let's it fly, and it's right on. He has the defender by at least 3 yards, and the Cavaliers are going to score on their very first offensive play of the game." Madden: "You are always going to take the lead when you score first in a game. The Cavs are showing why they have dominated the Vikings for a few years now." Later in the Quarter... Michaels: "The Cavaliers are fighting to get some yards after Brad Maynard pinned them on their own four. They are out to their own 15 now. Brown takes the hike." Madden: "It's a counter, the Cavaliers love to run the counter. And look, he is going to get an open lane. He shakes the final defender and he is going to go all the way." Michales: "Yeah, but a flag comes flying in and that 85 yard touchdown yards is coming back after a Cavalier lineman gets busted for holding." Madden: "There's holding on ever game. It's up to the refs to determine how much they are going to allow in a game. Obviously they aren't going to allow that much as the ball is coming back." Michaels: "The Cavaliers set up again, coming out in their I. Brown has started off well throwing 3/3, let's see what he can do on this play. He looks and finds a double covered Trevor Owens, but Owens gets a step, and he's going to score!" Madden: "I guess they did get that touchdown. It might have taken two more plays, but they still got in." Michaels: "The Cavaliers look like they are going to put away this game soon." Madden: "Now, Trevor Owens is one of the most underrated wide receivers in the league. Many fans say that Moreno is the best, Montgomery is second, and then they forget about Owens. I guess they won't be forgetting now cause he shows why he is one of the better receivers there." Later in the game... Madden: "You know those hand mirrors, the kind that you hold in your hands and they are mirrors? Michaels: "Usually you do hold your hand mirrors in your hands John. The Cavaliers have been moving, and it looks like they are going to punch it in again." Madden: "If the Cavaliers get another score, they are going to be up by even more, and then you can beat the bank that the Vikings are out of this one." Michaels: "It looks like the Cavaliers are going to come out firing again as the ball is snapped. Brown let's the ball fly aaaannnndddd....HE FINDS A WIDE OPEN BRETT CHABIDON. But...it's coming back again. Another holding penalty against a lineman." Madden: "Man, it looks like the Cavs want to dance, they got to stop holding on all those big plays." Michaels: "Coach Rice seems like he is a little steamed, seeing that holding again. The ball is snapped again. Owens is wide open in the numbers, and Brown finds him. Owens turns up field...he's got the safeties to beat and...he's in the endzone." 2nd Quarter Madden: "Hey can we get some hoagies up here...I'M STARVING." Michaels: "The Vikings have actually been putting together a nice drive, and they have a 1st and goal." Madden: "Less than 10 yards to go, let's see the Cavaliers intensity." Michaels: "First down, the ball is handed off to Westbrook who gets stuffed." Madden: "Stuffed like a turkey, no where to run on that play." Micahels: "The Cavs did a good job swarming to that ball. The Vikings hurry up tring to catch the Cavs off balanced. They hand it off again to Westbrook who...finds the endzone. TOUCHDOWN VIKINGS." Madden: "Finally they do something, unfortunately it's looking a little late isn't it?" Just a wee bit later... Madden: "The Cavaliers have always been pass happy since they have been created. It seems like Rice calls plays like pass, pass, pass, pass, run, pass pass. But those runs that he does call, he usually gets the most out of them." Michaels: "And it looks like they are going to get one of those runs too as Woodson gets the handoff. He gets some room to, he's only got the safety to beat, and he spins around him. He's got open field and he's going to run this one all the way in. I can't say enough about this kid. He is spectacular." Madden: "If he gets that open room, he is going to burn you. Just like athlete's foot, Woodson is going to burn you. But Tinactin can't cure him, and the defenders can't stop him. Could you imagine that...athlete's foot that wouldn't go away." Third Quarter Michaels: "Man, that was a big play from Lazewski. He just read the pass and he jumps in front of it." Madden: "He read him like a book, and now the Cavaliers are going to be offense again." Michaels: "The ball is snapped again, and its another counter. The lineman gets there and throws a block. Woodson runs past the downed defender as the lineman rushes forward again and gets another block, and Woodson is going to get into the endzone again, second touchdown of the game, and he was untouched this time." Madden: "Boom, whered that truck come from?" Michaels: "John, no one touched him." Madden: "It was a trick question Al, and you passed the -*test*-('"). Get this man a hoagie right now." Later... Michaels: "And that was the first catch by Tang in this game, but it was a big one as it set the Cavaliers on the one." Madden: "I've never seen such a big man fly through the air like that. He just outjumped the defender." Michaels: "And the big back Lee Ryans comes in, and he gets the hand off. And he goes in for his third touchdown of the season." Madden: "That's why the Cavaliers drafted him...he knows how to pound ball after ball into the endzone." Fourth Quarter Michaels: "The Vikings are all but dead. They are going to come out throwing but it's starting to look a little too late. They would need to score on this play...hold that thought, Leinart chucks it up. Lazewski whiffs on an interception and the young receiver Paris is going to get into the endzone." Madden: "The only way that a team is going to get back into a game is if they score points." Let's do the timewarp again... Michaels: "The Cavaliers are all the way backed up on their own ten. Woodson gets the hand off again, but wait, he hands it off to Owens. ALEX CHAVEZ THROWS A HUGE BLOCK, AND TREVOR OWENS IS GOING TO GET A 90 YARD TOUCHDOWN!!!" *Sound of Madden choking on a hoagy* Michaels: "And that, folks, is the reason that the Vikings are horrible." Later that week... Michaels: "Lazewski comes off the field cursing as he whiffs on another interceptino attempt, and the football is brought into the endzone again...not that it matters." Madden: "That was a delicious hoagie." Last fast forward... Michaels: "And this is going to be the last snap of the game. It's a...pass. And a good one as Brown finds Moreno wide open for another touchdown. The game is over." Madden: "What a game. Can't wait till next week. Hope there will be more hoagies." Michaels: "Your an idiot. The Cavaliers get another win, winning 65-21." Madden's Offensive Player of the Game: Trevor Owens: 2 Receiving Touchdowns, 1 Rushing Touchdown Madden's Defensive Player of the Game: Omar Lopez: 10 Tackles, all other players had 3 or lower

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Chris Berman's Week 6 Post Game Report Chris Berman: "Welcome everyone to a Week 6 matchup that most people honestly didn't care about. The Cavaliers were projected to win this game by at least 28...did they pull through. Or was there a large upset brewing in Upstate New York. Let's get to the highlights." "The Cavaliers start of the scoring, go figure, with one of those short passes that people were saying that they couldn't make. This time it was a 10 yard short pass to the one Jesus Moreno. After the touchdown, he hightailed it over to the goalpost where a grill was set up. Moreno pulled out some buffalo steaks and threw them on the grill. Terrell Murphy crutched on over to get the first steak off the grill, and cooked the rest. The steaks that were on the grill were later given to Cavs fans in the stadium...and it was rumored that Jerry was even seen eating a couple strips." "Brown had another fantastic game, and I hate to spoil it...but he didn't throw an interception in this game. In fact, he did the opposite on this play as he threw a 71 yard bomb to Montgomery who was fairly open, go figure, and the Cavs go up by a kick 14 points." "Brown had, in my opinion, his best game ever, and it was plays like this that make me say this. Moreno gets open again as he makes his cut on a post route. He runs into the endzone for a 46 yard touchdown. Lee Ryans came out from the sidelines and the two of them began to do the Superbowl Shuffle. An innocent dance that might be taken as an insult to Eric Eggleston. It could be sneaky, it could be nothing, but it's still fun to watch." "Cue some more Cavalier duhn duhn dominance as they drive down the field once more. They set up on the Bills 3 yard line, and Brown gets ready to pass. He throws it too...wait, he pumped and took off. I think I can...I think I can, come on its just 3 yards. Brown sneaks it in for another rushing touchdown in his career." "Now here's a play that is becomming the staple of the Cavaliers offense. We saw this last week when Itty Bitty TO took a handoff on a reverse and returned for a 90 yard touchdown. This week, same play, a little shorter, but the same results. Owens brings in a 47 yard run to keep it rolling." "The Perfectionist Matt Lynch comes in and boots a 49 yarder to just get his two cents into this game. The funny thing about this, Matt Lynch with his field goal and his extra points actually put up more points then the entire Bills team." "Owens keeps up his dominance as he catches a 9 yard pass for a touchdown." "Here's the turning point of the game. Jay Feely comes out in the fourth and kicks a 50 yarder, in the first three points that would bring the Bills back into the game. Alright I'm just kidding, that was all the scored. The Swami got you didn't he? Admit it, he did." "To end the game, Brown throws one more strike, to a man that has been a little neglected of late. Brown found YuSun The Big Tang for a 24 yard touchdown, in which Tang soared over the safety just like last game." "Mercifully the game is ended with the Cavaliers winning 52-3." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 6 Touchdowns, No Interceptions Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Entire Cavs Defense: Only allowed a field goal all game.

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Chris Berman's Week 8 Post Game Report Chris Berman: "Ahhh! ESPN Field, stadium of the best team in the NFL. Quite possibly home of the best team ever. The most recent domincance is facing the last NFL Dynasty...the New England Patriots. Did that Cavaliers remain undefeated, or did the Pats have a glimmer of years past. Let's get to the highlights." "The game started off like normal, and yet different at the same time. Quintin Brown went down twice in this game, don't worry everyone, he came back. But while he was out, the Cavaliers sent out recently signed rookie QB Jaquan Carter, who started off his career by throwing a 9 yard pass to Reggie Woodson, who had himself another great game." "Brown came back, and in a huge way, as he was in the second longest offensive play in the NFL ever. As you may remember, the Chiefs scored a 99 yard touchdown pass on the Cavaliers last year, well the Cavaliers were one yard short of that in this game when Quintin Brown found his original gangsta Hal Montgomery. What a play. "Woodson kept the game flowing as he took the ball and ran it in for a short 5 yard touchdown. Umm...are the Cavaliers just getting better and better. I think they are." "As John Madden would say, How about Trevor Owens? Now here's a guy who likes to score, when he gets into the endzone, he scores, and he gets into the endzone a lot, which means that he scores a lot. End Madden, the Swami is back. Owens has another great play as he brings in this 42 yard pass for a touchdown." "You have got to be kidding me. Woodson scores again as Quintin Brown finds him for a 5 yard touchdown pass. Reggie Woodson just might be one of the best overall backs in the league right now." "Many teams have kept the Big Man quite this year, but not the Patriots, and the Big Man Alex Chavez makes them pay as he runs in this 1 yard touchdown." "Brown, Montgomery, 31 yards, touchdown, nuff said." "AAALLLLLL THE WAY IN THE 4TH and the Patriots finally punch it in. Maurice "There Isn't an I in Team But There is in" Morris runs in a 10 yard carry for a touchdown." "This is seriously getting ridiculous, Brown, Woodson, 27, touchdown." (We got a safety after that, but I think it was a glitch. The Pats were set up inches away from their endzone, the ball is snapped, Carr bootlegs, gets out of the endzone, but a lineman is charged for holding. Must have been in the endzone, and they gave us a safety." "The Cavaliers keep it rolling 58-7." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Reggie Woodson: 1 Rushing TD, 3 Receiving TD Berman's Defensive Player of the Game; The Whole Cavs Defense: Holding the Pats Scoreless Until the Fourth

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Chris Berman's Week 10 Post Game Report (I know I said I was doing Madden/Michaels, but I forgot to write things in depth) Chris Berman: "Welcome to your home and mine, the ESPN Field here in the glitering lights of Las Vegas. This game had to of been some sort of record as there were 13...repeat 13 interceptions. Hot dog were the defenders there to play. Expect some moves to be made on the probowls as a couple players had some big plays." "Well, the first person to get a touchdown in this game was an offensive player. Not like last game when Omar Lopez started the scoring. But it started off a little different as Reggie Woodson actually ran it in. He may be having some pretty good games, but he hasn't been running them in as much as he had in years past." "Matt Lynch hasn't been needed that much, but with Quintin Brown injured for the game, and Jaquan Carter spinning his wheels, Lynch had a chance to come out and do what he loves, and he pulls through hicking a 51 yarder. In fact on the Cavaliers very next drive he booted through a 44 yarder as well." "Brian Westbrook was the first Viking to score against the Cavaliers in both games. This time it was a little bigger than his first one. He ran in a 54 yard attempt after it looked like the Cavaliers thought that the Stinkings were going to throw it." "Jaquan Carter finally got his stuff together as he found Woodson for a 75 yard touchdown pass. Unfortunately for Carter, he would only throw 3 touchdowns for his 6 interceptions. But hey...he's still a rookie right, it could have been worse." "The third quarter was pretty much when all the interceptions started to fly. Amidst all of those interceptions, no one scored, which is a plus side for the Las Vegas Cavaliers. Sure Carte was playing his best, which means that the offense wasn't so great, but the defense definetly made up for it." "Carter did get in another touchdown pass, to a person that every quarterback was on his team, the one, the only, Jesus Moreno. It was a 17 yarder, which isn't too far, but both Moreno and Carter will take it." "Leinart finally did something right among all of the things that he did wrong by hooking up with Troy Williamson for an 83 yard touchdown pass. The Vikings were still down by 13, and time running out. They go for the onside kick, but you know that the Cavaliers hands team is just to good as Moreno comes up with it." "Carter gets in another 17 yard touchdown pass, this time to the other defense killer, Hal Montgomery. Its safe to say that these two have a great chance at being probowl starting wide receivers." "And that's your ball game folks as the Cavaliers win another one 34-14." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game Reggie Woodson: 1 Rushing Touchdown, 1 Receiving Touchdown Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Lazewski, Carter, Williams, Lightning, Young: All Getting Interceptions

Week 11 Post Game Report
Chris Berman's Week 11 Post Game Report Chris Berman: "Are you ready? You better be, because this was a good one...for the Cavaliers. Yes, the Cavalier Express kept on rolling this week and the Cowboys are going to have to go to practice wondering if they should even play in the League anymore. In my opinion, they should just give it up. They had a good run, but they aren't going to be able to live down this embarresment." "The game started off innocently enough with the Crazed Canadian Brett Chabidon grabbing a post route. Alright, it wasn't any post route, it was Jerry Rice's new favorite play. This time, the play doesn't disappoint as the VVEERRYY speedy tight end snags the ball in and runs it the rest of the way for a 70 yard touchdown. Brett smiles as he runs over to the sidelines. He grabs a large sign and plants it by the goalpost. It says Brett Chabidon for Prime Minister. I would vote for him...you do vote right?" "Lee Ryans hadn't been getting many snaps this season...in fact, he didn't get that many this week, but he did make the most out of his little prescence. The Cavaliers call on him on a 2nd and goal, and he runs in 2 yards for a touchdown. Granted, Woodson could have ran it in himself since Ryans wasn't touched, but that's not what matters." "Speed kills, and the Cavaliers has a lot of speed, so what does that mean kids? That's right, it means that the Cavaliers get another touchdown. This one was a 27 yard post route pass to Jesus Moreno. He simply just burned the defenders, it wasn't even funny. For the second time of the game, a Cavalier went to his sidelines. This time he pulls out a blowup Cowboy doll, and pulls out a lasso. He then proceeds to hogtie it, and then runs over to hand it over to some Cavaliers fans. As he walks over, some Cowboys fans begin to throw beer and food on him. The game was delayed for 30 minutes as the security tried to clean up everything." "The game starts back up, and so do the Cavaliers. Not a huge thing, but Matt "Still a Cinch" Lynch boots through a 44 and a 53 yarder through, just to insult the Cowboys some more." "Alright Cowboy fans, you have been holding your breath for this moment and you finally get it. David Tynes comes out and kicks a 50 yarder. The shutout is gone. It's suprising that such a great Cavalier team hasn't shutout a single team yet, but I would take one field goal games anytime myself." "Brown had another spectacular game as he doesn't throw a single interception, and he throws another touchdown on this play. It was another one of Jerry's favorite play, the pump and go, and it worked enough that Hal Montgomery caught the pass and ran it in for a 66 yard touchdown. Montgomery walks over to the guy he burns and gives him a friendly pat, trying to be classy. Unfortunately, safety Tank WIlliams didn't take to it too kindly and knocks Montgomery down. Flags are thrown. Cavaliers rush over, but Montgomery stops them in time before a fight breaks out. Williams gets ejected from the game, and this is become a wild one." "When I say interception touchdown, you guys think Cavaliers. You might even think, Robbie Young, Omar Lopez, and Leroy Griffith. Well I have another name for you to add, Ace Williams. He makes the most out of a bad D'Vontrey Long pass and runs it in 56 yards to paydirt, making this blowout even more blowouty." "Matt Lynch comes back out to kick a 38 yarder to end the game." "The Cavaliers win a huge game 44-3." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: Three touchdown passes, 1 interception Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Ace Williams: 56 yard interception touchdown

Week 12 Post Game
Chris Berman's Week 12 Post Game Report Berman: "Welcome to the Jungle, where we got fun and games. That's right, it's some NFC North division rivarly action. This game had even more emotions behind it as the Cavaliers were facing against their former backup quarterback Eric Eggleston. Did the Cavaliers exact revenge against the jump shipper, or did Eggleston get the best of his former team. Only the highlights can tell...and I am going to hold them hostage...alright, here they are." "The Cavaliers come out with revenge on their mind. So of course they pass the ball into the endzone right...WRONG! For once, the Cavaliers actually score their first touchdown with having Reggie Woodson run in the ball on a counter. 13 yards later, the Cavaliers are putting up 7 to take the early lead." "The Bears Hanging Chad Payton comes out and kicks a 51 yarder. Well, the Cavaliers still haven't shutout a team in their whole career. Hopefully they will get one sometime." "Now here's something you see all the time. Jerry Rice pulls up one of his old favorite plays, one that he has gone away from this season, but he goes to back to it. I'm sure the die hard Cavaliers will know the play with just hearing the results. Jesus Moreno, 44 yards, wide open, touchdown. And here's something you see all the time too. Jesus Moreno brings out a large (was it an egg carton type thing?) with paper mache' eggs in it and a sledgehammer. Over on his sideline, he pulls back the hammer and, WHAM! He blasts the eggs apart. This was an obvious attack on Eric Eggleston, but something weird happened. Not only was there no retaliation...but Eggleston was actually seen on the sidelines...laughing. Apperently this is going to develop into some sort of gimmick." "The Cavaliers draft picks have been doing alright this season, but there hasn't been anyone particularily spectacular. Rasheed Young is probably the best. But Lee Ryans has been saying that he wants to get his name out there. He does a good job on this play as he shakes one tackle and runs in the ball for a 2 yard touchdown, exactly what he was drafted for." "The Cavaliers have one flaw from time to time. If they kickoff down the middle, any team has a chance to return a big one on them, and it happened again. After a huge boot by Matt Lynch, Dante Hall runs it untouched all the way back for a 97 yard kickoff return." "The Cavaliers come right back with another Lee Ryans touchdown run, this one a 1 yarder. Lee Ryans gets his first ever two rushing touchdown game in the NFL." "Payton comes back out and kicks a 31 yarder." "Brown has been insync with all of his receivers in this game, and this time he hits the big man YuSun Tang for a 5 yard touchdown, once again, wide open. How come no one covers him when the Cavaliers get that close? They all must be crazy." "Although he isn't as good as Montgomery or Moreno, Trevor Owens is showing this season that he can be a playmaker himself as he catches a pass, breaks an ankle tackle and runs it in for a 66 yard touchdown catch." "Eggleston finally did something right as he hooks up with Nate Burleson, who gets wide open after Lawrence Lazewski tries to jump the ball. Burleson runs it in for a 71 yard touchdown catch. Fans were waiting to see if Eggleston was going to respond to Moreno's celebration, and retaliate he did. He pulled out a sombrero, put on a fake mustache, and wiped out some morachas, and began dancing as the stadium music played a latin beat." "Brown puts a lid on this game after he hooks up with Alex Chavez for a 7 yard touchdown catch...and that's your ball game." "The Cavaliers win this game 49-20." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 504 Passing Yards, 4 Touchdowns Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: The Whole D: Really a Team Effort Game

Week 13 Post Game
Chris Berman's Week 13 Post Game Report Chris Berman: "Lions, and Cavs, and Fun, OH MY! Last time these two teams met, the Cavaliers pulled out a slim win, with the Detriot Lions shocking many with their strong play. Did they come back hot, or were they going to look like the Lions team of years past. And how about Josh Price, was he going to have another 269 yard game against the two time reigning Cavaliers. Let's get to the highlights to see." "Now here is a situation where many people would be really scared. Quintin Brown is stuck WWWAAAYYY back on his own 2 yard line. Remember earlyier in the season when he threw a 98 yarder for a touchdown? Well if you did, here was a play to give you a small reminder. Who was the lucky recipient of such a big touchdown. None other than the Mount Chabidon, the Brettenator. Chabidon is one of those sleeper receivers that are great, but no one picks up on. And answer me this one question...WHY ISN'T HE IN THE PROBOWL ROSTER YET?!?!" "Nobody cares about Tayshaun Denham and his fieldgoals, so I am not going to get into it." "Brown showed that he was going to have another great game as he hooked up with Woodson, who was being covered by a linebacker, for an easy 65 yard touchdown pass. Anyone doubt that the Cavaliers are going to win this one?" "Woodson seems to be getting stronger and stronger as the year is progressing. He shows that he can do it all, run, catch, and well...just those two. But he does those two really well, and this time he runs in a 27 yard counter for a touchdown." "McMahon tries and successfully finds Ashner Conley, who, once getting pass the Cavalier defender trying to jump the ball, runs it all the way in for a 68 yard touchdown catch." "Everyone knows Quintin Brown as that kid that can throw very long touchdown passes. And all defenses knows that he throws to YuSun Tang within the five for an easy 7. This isn't the same Quintin Brown. He lays in a precise pass to All Hal Montgomery for a 6 yard touchdown catch." "Denham field goal." "Josh Price was held in check for most of the game. He did have a couple of bigger runs, but he was also tackled for a loss at least four times. This was the former though, as he runs for 6 yards, netting the Lions another touchdown." "Woodson wasn't done on his scoring escapade. Jerry Rice is more of a counter type run caller, and he knew that the Lions knew that. So he calls a quick toss to the left side and Woodson catches everyone off guard. He shakes one tackler and he runs it in the rest of the way for a 28 yard touchdown run." "Moreno went down fairly early in this game. The doctors say it's just a burner and he will be back next week. So in steps the Prestoner Persinger, who has been fairly silent this year. He wasn't going to waste his time in though, and he catches a pass over the middle and outruns four Lions for a 35 yard touchdown." "Alright, so Price had two touchdowns, but considering how bad last game was, the Cavaliers will take 2 touchdowns. This time he runs it in 5 yards for 7." "Lee Ryans proves that he can be just as cool as Price as he too runs in a 5 yard run for a touchdown. This kid also seems to be getting really good, and I wouldn't suprise to see him have a shot at Offensive Rookie of the Year." "Want an exciting way to end the game. How about a play from one of the most explosive cornerbacks in the league. Omar Lopez picked off another pass, and you all know what he did with it. It was 35 yards, and it was a touchdown. This kid is going to Canton, there is no way that he can't." "The Cavaliers win an easy one against the division rival 63-27." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Reggie Woodson: 3 Touchdowns (2 Rush, 1 Rec) Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Omar Lopez: Defensive Touchdown

Chris Berman's Week 14 Post Game Report
Chris Berman's Post Game Report Will Not Air This Week (I am extremely tired, extremely) 1st Quarter: LVC 11 yard pass from Brown to Owens LVC 52 yard field goal by Lynch 2nd Quarter: MIA 43 yard field goal by Reed LVC 71 yard pass from Brown to Persinger MIA 1 yard pass from Plummer to Evans MIA Safety 3rd Quarter LVC 1 yard run by Ryans 4th Quarter LVC 19 yard pass from Brown to Chavez MIA 34 yard pass from Mickens to Dixon

Week 15 Post Game Report
Chris Berman's Week 15 Post Game Report Berman: "Welcome everyone to the game that has been said was going to be the best game of the year, as major playoff implications were involved. If the Cavaliers won this game, they will basically lock up homefield advantage for the third year in a row, and if the Bears win, they will have an even better chance of winning a wildcard spot. So...did this game liveup to the hype, or were people going to be disappointed, or did this game live up to its epic billing." "The game started with one of the up and coming players from the 2010 draft. Like usual, the Cavaliers were moving down the field, and after getting a 1st and Goal on the 2, Lee Ryans gets the handoff, whoop, spins past a defender and runs it in. What a one two punch, Ryans and Woodson." "Now, as all of you know, the Cavaliers have one of the most explosive defense in terms of interceptions. Pretty much the only players that haven't gotten interceptions are the lineman. This time, the big man who had four picks last game comes up with another one. Robbie Young snags the ball out of the air, maneveurs around some defenders, and takes it in for a 27 yard interception touchdown." "Before this game, Jerry Rice made some adjustments. He moved Trevor Owens to fourth string, on the basis that Owens is a big play man, and only needs the ball a couple of times to get big points. He said stamina was an issue as well, so in his place, Preston Persinger was placed. That's a later story though, as Owens snags this pass and runs it in for a 41 yard touchdown. Big play man indeed." "Dunna Dun Duh Dun, Duh Dun Dunna Dun, Dunnananana, REGGIE WOODSON! Woodson comes out looking to say, HEY WORLD, I'M GREAT. He gets the hand off, plants and runs the opposite way. Alex Chavez goes up and blasts two defenders and Woodson is going to run the ball all the way into the endzone for a 75 yard run." "Jesus Moreno has been heard to want to move to a more West Coast type offense, and it seems like someone has listened, as he snags this short to medium pass and runs it the rest of the way for a 70 yard touchdown." "Matt Lynch comes out and kicks a 59 yarder and a 52 yarder." "And...that's it. The Cavaliers have finally did it. They have shutout an opponent, and they won this in a huge manner 41-0." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: The Entire Cavalier Offense: Meshed as a Group to Win Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: The Entire Cavalier Defense: Registered their first ever shutout. Hmmm...that looked like a huge team effort. I know, Jerry Rice is a genius.

Week 16 Game Results
Post Game Score I'm sorry guys, but I am feeling incredibly sick tonight. I meant to do the Madden Michaels commentary, but to be honest, I am feeling horrible. Here's the results and stats though. 1st Quarter No Score 2nd Quarter LVC 24 yard field goal by Lynch LVC 51 yard pass from Brown to Montgomery (Carter Run) PHI 47 yard field goal by Bironas PHI 39 yard field goal by Bironas 3rd Quarter PHI 62 yard pass from McNabb to Brown (Coversion failed) LVC 74 yard pass from Brown to Moreno (Coversion failed) LVC 36 yard run by Carter 4th Quarter PHI 33 yard pass from McNabb to Moss LVC 26 yard field goal by Lynch PHI 22 yard pass from McNabb to Brown (Conversion failed) LVC 13 yard pass from Brown to Moreno (Conversion failed)

Week 16 Post Game Report
Chris Berman's Week 17 Post Game Report Berman: "Well here it is everyone...the end of the season. Did the Jets win to increase their playoff chances, or did the Cavaliers do something that hasn't happened in 38 years. The only way that you will ever know is by watching my post game report, and here it is for ya." "The game started off with one of my favorite players, Halya Doing Montgomery snags a ball over the defender on a streak and simply burns him the rest of the way for a 62 yard touchdown. Sure he was shut out last game, but it looks like he was going to have another great game, the kind that we saw in the first year." "Matt Lynch comes out to kick a 28 yarder...which is obviously good, because he is obviously autoMATTic." "The Cavaliers have tons of weapons. I don't just mean two great players and a bunch of decent players. They have WEAPONS, and here is one of the most unexpected. Coaches said that he was too strong to be a receiver, too slow to be a receiver, needed to be a tight end. Well now that he is, everyone is saying that he should be a receiver. Oh Chabidon, reels in another pass on that slant route that Rice used to call and one that new OC Eric Miller seems to enjoy, and he runs it in for a 57 yard touchdown." "The Jets do redeem their poor defensive effort so far by having Little run in a 10 yard catch by Jake Daylight Come And You Gotta Delhomme to try and keep the Jets in this game." "The Cavaliers looked to put this game away by the half, and fans think that they did when Brown hooked up with Trevor Big Play Owens for a 47 yard touchdown, putting the Cavaliers up by 17 going into the second half." "And it just kept rolling as Brown finds another receiver, another man that would get a touchdown, as The Messiah catches and runs in a 58 yard pass to absolutely avalanche the Jets. After his touchdown, Moreno went to the sidelines and started shaking and popping the corks off bottles that looked like it could be champagne. Good thing they weren't playing in Miami, because they would have been booed out of the stadium." "Jerome Bettis, Emmit Smith, Jim Brown. Players that people knew were automatic within the five. Well here is the newest name that you are going to have to put on there...Lee Ryans. That's right, that sensational rookie runs in another touchdown, a 3 yarder, to pretty much guarantee that the Cavaliers were going to go home undefeated." "The final slap in the face...I mean score, was when Brown found Hal Montgomery one for time for a 55 yard touchdown pass." "That's it, the Cavaliers do it. They go undefeated, the second team ever to do it. They win this game 45-7." Berman's Offensive Player of the Game: Quintin Brown: 377 Yards, 5 Touchdowns Berman's Defensive Player of the Game: Drake McDonald: 7 Tackles, 2 Interceptions

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