Kicker/Punter Profile
Ohh, yes it's ya boy Matt Lynch from Manchester, England. He was the most talented boy in AGSB and played Football Rugby, Tennis and Basketball for his team. He shone above all of them. However, his oppurtunity came when an Air Force QB came to his school. He asked me to chuck him the ball, and BOY did i chuck it. The next thing you know i'm the starting air force QB. My only problem, INJURIEs. GAAH, F***ing injuries i used to say. So i was asked to play for Manchester United and i declined saying (Even though i have supported them all my life) it's the NFL for me. However, I decided to become kicker. And i was the REFLECTION of PERFECTION. Okay, so my NFL career, i was picked up by Jerry Rice. The grea-*test*-('") WR ever. I remember saying at the interview. Consistency+Personality=ME. He laughed, and asked ME to join his team. So my first season i went perfect, Got The Kicker of the Year, Went to Probowl and Kicked the last second field goal to give us the Lombardi trophy. So, My second season under the nicname AutoMATTic i went perfect again, Kicker of the Year, Went to the Probowl, and so nearly broke the longest field goal record. I'm in my third season, it hasn't gone too well. Although i haven't missed any, i haven't had to kick many. This frustration led me to KO Sneckleberger and Lasweski after i had insulted them. But after Becoming P i will be guarenteed my place in the HOF. Thanks for Reading Matt "Automattic"Lynch Comments welcome
Ohh, yes it's ya boy Matt Lynch from Manchester, England. He was the most talented boy in AGSB and played Football Rugby, Tennis and Basketball for his team. He shone above all of them. However, his oppurtunity came when an Air Force QB came to his school. He asked me to chuck him the ball, and BOY did i chuck it. The next thing you know i'm the starting air force QB. My only problem, INJURIEs. GAAH, F***ing injuries i used to say. So i was asked to play for Manchester United and i declined saying (Even though i have supported them all my life) it's the NFL for me. However, I decided to become kicker. And i was the REFLECTION of PERFECTION. Okay, so my NFL career, i was picked up by Jerry Rice. The grea-*test*-('") WR ever. I remember saying at the interview. Consistency+Personality=ME. He laughed, and asked ME to join his team. So my first season i went perfect, Got The Kicker of the Year, Went to Probowl and Kicked the last second field goal to give us the Lombardi trophy. So, My second season under the nicname AutoMATTic i went perfect again, Kicker of the Year, Went to the Probowl, and so nearly broke the longest field goal record. I'm in my third season, it hasn't gone too well. Although i haven't missed any, i haven't had to kick many. This frustration led me to KO Sneckleberger and Lasweski after i had insulted them. But after Becoming P i will be guarenteed my place in the HOF. Thanks for Reading Matt "Automattic"Lynch Comments welcome